The existence of Showerbatch footage may have done a little to compensate for the lack of half-naked men in Star Trek Into Darkness, but the NEXT Trek movie definitely needs to take a more egalitarian approach to lechery. Since the Powers-That-Be seem to have no problem thinking of excuses to show scantily clad ladies, here’s my suggestion to help them even up the score…
Here’s what you’ll need:
1. Greek or pocketless pita, or any kind of flat bread
3. Ripe avocado
4. Organic egg
5. Sea salt, pepper, chili flakes, cumin, cumin seed, extra virgin olive oil
Here’s what you do:
Toast pita until crisp, mash avocado and spread on pita, drizzle with a dash of lemon, olive oil and spices, place egg cooked to your liking on top and serve.
Best as healthy breakfast, afternoon snack or Sunday night dinner!
Add prosciutto or a sprinkling of feta over the top for a richer snack.
Misha lays down the motherfucking law. [x]
for a second while i was skimming this on my dash i was expecting a punchline at the end. like, i was expecting him to be mocking the criticism.
what a welcome surprise
It’s such a — relief, maybe, or surprise, or wondrous thing — to see someone involved in the show actually get this, and actually say this.
Reason #I-Don’t-Even-Know-Anymore why he’s our Overlord.
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
It costs ninety bucks for 28 birth control pills. Daily pills. Every four weeks is another ninety dollar drop, not every month, and if you skip two days, you body misaligns itself. Endometriosis (which is considered misspelled according to Google Chrome, by the way) affects one in four women. PCOS a little less than that, and these pills are the only cures for it besides removing organs entirely- and you still need to replace the oestrogen. Even without those numbers, it reduces cramps, migraines from cramping, bleeding regulation, and bloating.
But women only want this to have safe sex.
Even though it’s exactly as effective as free condoms, which’ll reduce the STDs that the pill has zero effect on anyway.
Women’s healthcare has always been a joke.
“Yes, I’m very shy, but I do my best to work around it. I know it may seem strange for an actor, but acting is a good way of overcoming this trait. It gives me the opportunity to open up more to others”. — Jensen Ackles.
I actually understand the whole being shy but loving acting thing. I hate social situations, talking to strangers and the like, but when I’m acting I’m being someone else, so it’s like it doesn’t count.
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
i might actually go to the gym then
Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :
“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”
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HI GOOD MORNING HERE HAVE SOME PORN ON YOUR DASH
“The bizarre combination of freezing cold winter and active volcanos are married together in these stunning photos by Denis Budko. The two seemingly opposite elements are found existing harmoniously in the cave of the far east peninsula known Kamchatka in Russia. Until 1991, the caves were strictly off limits to foreigners. But ever since the fall of the Soviet Union, fantastic natural wonders like this have been shared with the rest of the world.”
Xena’s amazing costumes.
SHE HAS THE MOST PERFECT WARDROBE EVER :D
Still love the “samurai” costume. So impractical, but so bloody sexy.
She is looking SO hot in that one, isn’t she? :D
Not that she ever DOESN’T look hot of course…
MOTHER OF GOD THIS PIC SET
She still gives me all the feels.
Star Trek (recursive) racebending ▶ Naveen Andrews as Khan Noonien Singh
“Improve a mechanical device and you may double productivity, but improve man and you gain a thousandfold.”
OH GODS YES PLEASE.